Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I’ve been seeing. I thought I’d found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, “eat it, eat it!” FML
We just like Stupid shit. Stupid random shit. it's pretty self explanatory. It might be fucking stupid. It might be fucking hilarious, but it will always be really fucking random.
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EAT THE FCUKING DOUGNUT!! for the love of— xD
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O.O *cough* No thank you?
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